There is way too much stupidity in the world.

Let's start with my bosses. Why are they so dumb? First you should know that I'm in the Navy and on one of the crappiest ships in the Navy. Second you should know that I'm an Operation Specialist (aka OS: we stare at radars). Third, it is widely know throughout the Navy that the OS rate has no job what-so-ever in port being that the radars are shut off. It is expected that if you are an OS you leave within two hours of coming to work. But not on this ship.

We aren't even given busy BS work anymore and yet are forced to stay for hours and hours to do nothing. And what happens when we sit around and do nothing because we are given nothing to do? We get bitched at. Hello dumbass, you didn't give us anything to do! How do you bitch that your people aren't doing anything when you don't give them anything to do? How many time are we going to clean the same damn places? Did I mention that all of our spaces are lock all the time so no one can even get into them except for us?

That's right all of our LOCK spaces are cleaned on a daily basis despite no one besides us going into them.

I don't watch TV or pay much attention to what goes on in the world in general anymore, but I did have the misfortune of noticing that at least one of the people running for president is a complete idiot. That would be Obama.

It's not so bad when you watch those nice, edited clips of Obama on TV since they edit out the ninety million times he says "um". I was watching some clips of Obama saying something stupid on the Internet and all I hear was "um, bla bla bla bla, um, bla bla bla, um". This is the guy people what to be president of the United States.

Oh, that and he's campaigning for president in Europe. Someone needs to tell that man that they don't vote in the election. Who campaigns in Europe for president of the United State? Shouldn't you be trying to win MY vote? Dumbass.

Let's not overlook how he constantly says stupid shit like how we have 57 states. Sure, maybe he really knows how many states the U.S. has, but that doesn't excuse the fact he has the social skills of a retarded monkey having a seizures. Is this really the guy we want representing our country?

At least if he does become president it won't last long. If the stress of being president doesn't crush him, I'm pretty sure Hillary will be plotting his demise. We all know what a crazy bitch she is.

Anyone that believes in global warming is also a complete idiot. I remember global cooling being all the rage on the news in the 80s. What, does Mother Nature have mood swings or something? In the span of 10 years the earth is just going to magically start becoming a inferno of death? What happened to "the next ice age" that was supposed to be just around the corner? I guess even Mother Nature can suffer from PMS. I would figure people would be kind of skeptical about global warming just because of that whole lack of any kind of evidence. Aren't scientist supposed to, I don't know, have data and do research before claiming some sort of crazy shit?

If only I was really dumb, I could be blissfully ignorant of everything.

The site you're looking at right now. I made everything you see and all the scripts myself. You can learn more on the about page. This is the most recent project I've done so far.

This site is nothing but links to cool stuff. Updated five days a week.

I did pretty much everything for this site except the title image, the category images, and maybe some of the programming.

• basic design & colors of the site


• auto alternating colors of links


• user system


• comments


• the script that shows the links, hits, comments, time


• admin center to add stuff


• users online count

Conservative Grapevine

A conservative news & views site. Run on MovableType.

I had nothing to do with the current design, but some of the stuff I programmed is still there.

What was done

• a comments registration script to worked with of MovableType


• a rotating banner ad on the top


• traffic stats from the banner ads


• random slogan


• random quote


• retro RWN generator


• referrer info


• users online count


• admin area to edit/add/delete banners, referrers, users, slogans, quotes, retro RWN

Right Wing News

Have you ever wondered how to become a peace loving, flower throwing hippy? No? Well too bad, because I'm going to tell you anyway. After reading this guide, you will know everything about being a hippy. In no time people will be calling you the "crazy hippy lady".

We'll start with something easy: what to wear. Studies show that hippies tend to wear old, 70s style clothing. This clothing tends to be brightly colored and have a field of flowers per square inch of material. Other popular styles involve using rainbows and peace signs. A perfect outfit has lots of flowers and is obnoxiously colorful. Rarely, there are hippy slogans on their clothes, but most hippies are illiterate so you should probably avoid words. Garage sales and second hand stores are great places to find hippy clothes.

Don't forget the assessories! Good ones are flower crowns, flower bracelets, face paint flowers, and peace signs.

It is important that you start growing your hair out. In fact, you'll never get a haircut again. Even the men have hair down to their waist. To keep your hair out of your face, you need to find a colorful bandanna to tie around your head. Some hippies opt to tie a bunch of flowers together and string them around their head somehow. Either way, you'll need lots of flowers to stick into your hair.

Your new hippy look is almost complete; there are only two more things you need to do. First, find some sandals. Hippies don't wear shoes or boots, they wear sandals. If you can't find sandals, just don't wear any shoes. Next, find some finger paint and draw peace signs and flowers on your face. If you're having a hard time getting the paint on, just wipe random colors on your face and claim it's a rainbow.

You look just like a hippy! But we're not done yet. Chances are, your name isn't hippy enough and you'll need to pick a new one. Your new Spirit Name needs to connect you to Mother Earth. Try stringing together random hippy things like moon, sun, flower, rainbow, beam, leaf, wind, sky, and spirit. Some sample hippy names are: Sunbeam, Moonspirit, Flowermoon, Rainbowbeam, Moonflowerspirit, Moonleaf, Windskyspirit. Don't bother legally changing your name, hippies don't like the government or anything remotely related to it. Going to court to have your name changed is very un-hippy-like.

That leads us to quitting your job. Corporations are just as evil as the government. In fact, money itself is evil so your best bet is to give it to a trained professional, such as myself, for proper disposal. All of that crap you've bought over the years is also evil. Yes, even the toaster. Get rid of everything you own except your hippy clothes and sell your house or apartment. You, as a free spirit, cannot allow yourself to be chained down by slave master corporations or evil governments.

Speaking of free spirit, let's talk about how to become one. Going out into the wilderness is the perfect way to find your inner spirit. Find a nice, quiet spot, take your drugs and chant your Spirit Name. Eventually, you will feel the free spiritness somehow. If you can't get the free spirit feeling the first time, keep at it. Don't be a quitter like you were in your former life being slave to "The Man".

Let's talk food. Hippies only eat natural stuff like leaves and tree bark. No meat for you! Meat is one of those evil things. Chances are if you can buy it in a grocery store, it's evil. Even the corn is evil because of that genetic modifying thing they do to it. You'll have to grow all of your own food just to be safe. Tip: Tree bark and leaves grow on trees.

To be a hippy, you must think like a hippy. If you're not sure what to think about a topic, try saying it's evil. Hippies think most things are evil, so you'll probably be safe. Actually, hippies do very little thinking; they spend most of their time smoking pot, having sex, or smoking pot while having sex. You must have sex with as many people as you can. Where will you be having all of this sex and smoking all of this pot?

In your rusty, old hippy van! It really doesn't matter if it runs or even has an engine since it'll just be sitting around anyway. Try to find an old pile of crap at an area dump or rusting out in a ditch somewhere. If you have to, steal an old, junky looking van from another hippy or some homeless bums.

After you find your hippy van, take your van to the forest that you found your free spirit and get lots of brightly colored paint. Recommended colors are yellow, pink, light blue, light green, orange, and pink. You should probably steal all of the paint rather than buy it because we all know that hippies are nothing but a bunch of thieves. Now that you've stolen paint for you hippy van, it's time to start throwing the colors on. Try to cram as many flowers and rainbows as you can on your hippy van. None of the original color should be visible, so be generous when applying your paint.



Congratulations! You are now a hippy. Now get off my site, you crazy hippy, before I get my shotgun! Go and hug a tree or something.

After having my site hacked and being away from home & Internet form most of the last 18 months, I finally had time to re-do my blog script. There's some boring info about it on the about page.

Over the next random length period of time, I'll be adding some of the stuff worth keeping from before. Which is the PHP tutorials, guides, and rants.


I made it all myself. I even drew the workout guy. There's this random puppy floating around too. The puppy was modled after a keychain of a fat-little puppy I bought in Hong Kong.



Hey, there he is.

That's all I've got for now. You'll know I've posted more when this isn't the first post on the main page.